What movies have not aged well?
10.06.2025 00:48

The Man with the Golden Gun
Live and Let Die
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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Dr No
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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Octopussy
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Goldfinger
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
From Russia With Love
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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A View to a Kill
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Diamonds Are Forever
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-J W Pepper
Moonraker
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
If people in the UK hate Trump so much, why does he own golf courses there?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
You Only Live Twice
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Ah so!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-All the bad guys are black.